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Vorhias
In brief
A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.
History
Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!
First poop seen
WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE
First poop made
| eDyaa1lWTd0|250}} Vorhias's first Youtube Poop. |
Recurring Clips
Music Used In Poops
- "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - Billo Wants To Get Silly
- "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - Humble Pie
- "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - Billo Have Bad Grammar
- "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - Billo Have Bad Grammar
- "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
- "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - YOU'RE A CREEP!!!
Prefered Tech
Recurring Jokes
- Bill O'Reilly laughing at human suffering.
- Josh punches Taylor.
- Non-Descript Nuclear Explosion.
- Thrakkorzog scolds The Tick.
- Bill O'Reilly singing from the heart.
Reception
Criticism
- There was a very brief altercation between him and ApolloBoy against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, Billo Wants To Get Silly was meant as an attack on Bill O'Reilly. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.
The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, Billo Have Bad Grammar, to the user.
Achievements
- The first person to use Kids In The Hall in a YouTube Poop.
Influences
Fans
Poop Listing (So Far)
- Billo Wants To Get Silly - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
- Humble Pie - The Tick can't pronounce Thrakkorzog's name right, and he thinks he's rude.
- Billo Have Bad Grammar - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
- Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music - Nuff Said.
- YOU'RE A CREEP!!! - For the last time, Freakazoid doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
Musical Pseudonyms
Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:
- Sawtooth - General Techno
- DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
- False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
- Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
- Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
- 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance
Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.
Trivia
Likes
- Cult TV Shows
- Atheism
- Anything BBQ'd
- Music In General
- Paul Giamatti
- Bill Hicks
- The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For
Dislikes
- Christianity
- AMVs
- Nu-Metal
- Conservatism
- Stupidity
- Most Animes
- Dane Cook
- Carlos Mencia
- Volcanicity
Other Stuff
- Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*
