Xavier

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This wondering Indian searching for the truth is Xavier. By the way, that dirty snake is indeed his hand.

Xavier is a renegade angel from, well, Xavier: Renegade Angel. He's a wanderer of the world to try to make the world a better place. He's also a sort of philosopher, where he asks questions about life and other stuff like that.

Quotes

• "I need some of that disease that you guys invented."
• "The other one."
• "That's the spice."
• "I don't have time for that."
• "Frittata!"
• "Just gotta dump this load in that dirty, prudish, floppy slot, and collect my prutos."
• "You can all fret not. I have the cure, right here."
• "You don't want to drink that."
• "I thought you had the stutter."
• "Yowsas! This town has gone bowsers!"

Trivia

• He has a snake attached to his arm, as well as 4 pairs of nipples, weird looking legs, and an eye where his crotch should be.
• One time, he smoked so much cigarettes and ate so much bacon that he traveled all the way into Cavemen times.
• He sometimes might bring insanity into a town that he meets.
• However, he could also bring insanity into you.
• He stole eight babies in Phoenix, ate them with his snake hand, tried to capture a fake kidnapper, and transformed into a child-like Demigod thing.
• Was onced raped as a child by his own master/father-like Native American person.