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Talk:Scratch
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- Scratch is a chicken. Chickens can only be female. Scratch is male. HOW? NinjaCoachZ 20:40, 11 February 2010 (CST)
- Oh, NinjaCoachZ; you have much to learn about the ways of cartoons, animals, and the pornographic ways of life. Well, never you mind; I can teach you this soon enough. You see, when a fat pingas lover and a speedy hedgehog have much hatred for each other, they create this strange powder called "Unctions". These "Unctions" can be able to bring about a huge mindfuck to the pornographic business towards animals (and furries), thus it is rarely shown to the public. The reason why is that if the public were to discover these "Unctions", there would be mass riots in the world, which is the reason why these 2012 rumors have come about. Anyways, since "Unctions" can cause strange things to happen, it makes robots and animals co-exist as one. However, due to a crazy malfunction in Dr. Robotnik's Invent-A-Robot machine, the male robotic mindframe would be mutilated in to the mind and soul of a chicken (which you said is only female), which has thus created Scratch. And that's why you never see me explain lots of things about life to other members of this Chewiki... as well as the reason why Scratch craves Dr. Robotnik's pingas. - Crazy Luigi
- Chickens (Gallus Gallus Domesticus) can be male. Male chickens are called "Roosters", in fact. Female chickens are hens. -Yoshit
