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Contrary to popular belief, the CD-i is not the source of all AIDS, but rather, Mama Luigi is.

Source of all AIDS Paradox

There has been much headed debate as to whether or not Mama Luigi or CD-i is the source of all AIDS. This cannot be true if:

1. Mama Luigi is the source of all AIDS.
2. CD-i is the source of all AIDS.
3. Number 4 is false.
4. Number 3 is true.

Since no two ideas can be the source of something there has to be something missing. As a matter of fact, 2 score and 5 fortnights ago, before the invention of the CD-i, Mama Luigi stumbled into a laboratory and deposited his genes into the plans for the CD-i. The CD-i started to contract AIDS and began to spread it throughout the entire world and Mobius. This is where many people believe that CD-i spread AIDS everywhere, but Mama Luigi was the one that gave it the CD-i.

It's CD-i. Live with it.