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Captain Rescue
Captain Rescue is a retired superhero of Mobius, which he saved the Hill Top Village from Dr. Robotnik.
This article is filed under Characters.Origins
We don't know about his born place or date, but we know that his first job was being a prostitute.
The Hero Years
His career of superhero started when he saved a cat from a TREE, Then, he started to save all the characters on that awful planet called Mobius, until the arrive of Dr. Robotnik.
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Compaxion
Captain Rescue has a little love with that little fur two-tailed fox named Tails, until he know the fact that Tails has a bigger love on Sonic. And so, Captain Rescue rape him, and he tries to rape Sonic to, but he's so fast.
Possessions
- A Rescue Rocket
- The Red Rocket
- A Boomerang
- A Slim Pack of Doublemint Gum
- Overcooked Shoes
- Viagra
- A Machine to drain drugs
- Junk
Quotes
- I'm Captain Rescue
- Oldtimer? OLDTIMER?! I was saving Mobius when you were still a hedgehoglet!
- You know me?
- Im not old
- It's all just j-j-j-j-j-jjjjjj ju-ju-j-ju-ju-ju jjjj nk now jj-ju-ju-j
- Taste my boomerang!
- Captain Rescue to the Doublemint Rescue
- Actually i use that to drain my drugs
- No
- Surrender! Surrender! Surrender!
- Oldtimer? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Trivia
- His best friend is KroboProductions.
- He probably has a little love too with Robotnik.
