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Darth Vader
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This article is filed under Characters.Darth Vader, a.k.a., Anakin Skywalker was supposed to lead the Jedi to defeat the Sith, but he ended up siding with the Sith and he almost defeated the Jedi.
Quotes
- "*Breathing*"
- "I have altered the deal. Pray that I do not alter it further."
- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trivia
- Once choked one of his own soldiers... with his Force.
- Randomcontributer is his uncle-in-law.
- When he goes to
hellheaven, he and Padme will have endless celestial sex.
