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Vince Offer
This article is filed under Characters.Vince Offer is a comedian turned television salesman dressed like a Scout, well-known for his advertisements for ShamWow and the Slap Chop
About
He is a pitchman, and has pointed out the numerous qualities of the legendary ShamWow (which is made in Germany). He also has a fascination with his nuts.
He is no longer a threat to Billy Mays as he has been arrested for beating up a prostitute. (Though if she got herself an STD, then I say that the bitch deserved it.)
The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.
As of June 28, 2009, Vince Offer will have to learn how to become the next great Billy Mays-type of person, because the original Billy Mays died at his own home. May the force power of Billy Mays be with you, Vince.
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