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Shadow the Hedgehog
WHO THE F*** IS HE?
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, retarded fangirls, Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot kittens when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a cool character and all, but HOW CAN SOMEONE LIEK MUDKIPS?!!?8(
Reception
Shadow is the most loved character of the Sonic series, but at the same time the most hated. Apparantly he is "ZOMG EM0 CUTTR", whiny bitch, and the reason for Sonic's downfall. THIS IS TRUE.It's not Sonic Teams faulyt for what happened to Sonic, so SHUDDUP. His fans however, are annoying as Hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, making this author ashamed to be called a Shadow fan.:(
Love Life??
Many fans beleive that Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat. Others say he's in love with Sonic. Rumors have been flying around that he has some sort of relationship with Knuckles the Echidna. There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff", and has recently been leaked onto the web. Shadow is also raped by a mini version of Knuckles on a regular basis,as shown by the picture on the left. Whether he enjoys it or not is still up for debate.Knuckles once banged Shadow to impress Rouge (she stated that she thought gay guys were pretty sexy). He did so for 30 minutes, so either he was really that desperate or he enjoyed doing it. Also, in a Poop currently in the making by Ruthie312, Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to Shadow f***", and Shadow replies with "As you wish!" An odd relationship, indeed.
Trivia
- It is rumored he likes brushing his ass.
- He's cooler than that faggot Silver.
- He's less cooler than Robotnik
- HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT
- He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
- He WON'T bring sexy back.
- His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic.
