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Captain Rescue

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Captain Rescue is a retired superhero of Mobius, which he saved the Hill Top Village from Dr. Robotnik.

*Captain Rescue having an awful idea*

Origins

We don't know about his born place or date, but we know that his first job was being a prostitute

The Hero Years

His career of superhero started when he saved a cat from a tree, Then, he started to save all the characters on that awful planet called Mobius, until the arrive of Dr. Robotnik.

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Compaxion

Captain Rescue has a little love with that little fur two-tailed fox named Tails, until he know the fact that Tails has a bigger love on Sonic. And so, Captain Rescue rape him, and he tries to rape Sonic to, but he's so fast.

Possessions

  • A Rescue Rocket
  • A Boomerang
  • A Slim Pack of Doublement Gum
  • Overcooked Shoes
  • Viagra
  • A Machine to drain drugs

Quotes

  • I'm Captain Rescue
  • Oldtimer? OLDTIMER?! I was saving Mobius when you were still a hedgehoglet!
  • You know me?
  • Im not old
  • Taste my boomerang!
  • Captain Rescue to the Doublement Rescue
  • Actually i use that to drain my drugs
  • no

Trivia