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Patrick Star
This article is filed under Characters.A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to SpongeBob. No, wait, that's not right, his "house" is to the side of Squidward's. Who the hell cares, I don't watch the damn show.
Significance
He has the ability to become STERILE and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of STERILE. Eustace Bagg can't stand STERILE, nor can he be in the same room with STERILE. Dr. Robotnik is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so STERILE, only he knows about it.
He has no relation with Ringo Starr, who POSSIBLY looks at his dodongo at night.
Is this the Krusty Krab?
- No, this is Patrick.
Is This SPARTA?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- No, This Is Patrick!
Are You Bullshit?
- NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YIPPIE! A DICK SONG SONG SONG SONG
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Criminal Record
Patrick Star has been convicted of 7 anal rapes and 214234 robberies, and murders.
How many murders, no one will ever know.
One time he shoved Plankton up his ass, who was traumatized and sued Patrick.
He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to Squidward.
He also raped 333 children in exactly one week.
