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King Dedede
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King Dedede is the ruler of Dreamland. He is very Fat, he doesn't do anything for his kingdom as he is either smoking buckets of Wiid, laughing like a retard, sitting on his throne repeatedly, having orgies with Suckura or just pigging out like the fat penguin/bastard he is. Among the things he is obsessed with includes sardines (or SAHRDEENZ as he would call them), Plant Encyclopedias, OCTOPUSES, eating chips, torturing his servant Escargoon/Purple Snail Scientist Man and DIDIDstrucking.
The Upendi incident
King Dedede once had some fun with Suckura at Nairobi, however, Suckura got pregnant and gave birth to an orb which revived Scatman John at Upendi. Rafiki is the only witness of this event.
Legal Issues
- Smoking and selling Wiid , his addiction is such, that he can smoke 5 sacks of it in 1 day without suffering an overdose
- Stole 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza, however, the location of the pizzas is still unknown and they are all presumed dead by being eaten by him.
- He set King Harkinian´s castle on fire once because he is stupid.
- Using the tax money to buy more Plant encyclopedias and SAHRDEENZ, LOTS OF ´EM.
- Unlike popular belief he wasn't the one who commited genocide on houses. That was Gordon Freeman.
- He punched the illegal man for snitching too much.
- However he does commit genocide on watermelons.
- He got sued for being so fucking fat.
- He used to be twice as fat, until Fat Mario sucked some fat out of him.
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Trivia
- He eats with two forks.
- An amateur Pokeman trainer, he suffered a humiliating defeat against Cuzco.
- Is in Super Smash Bros. Brawl because he bribed Sakurai to put him in instead of Dr. Robotnik.
- He once inhaled a negative ion. (It almost caused the end of the world.)
- He just can't read.
- He's sometimes mistaken as Santa Clause.
- Ya see, this ain't no monster, it's his new pet monster, it's his new pet monster, it's his new pet monster...
- The only thing he like t' eat is monster
- He once had aid and used kirby to get it out. He didn't know that Walrusguy was in there killing Deppercut.
