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Elite Beat Agents
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Description
Elite Beat Agents is a weird game made by some Japanese company about three secret agents who help people by dancing. Yeah. No cool men in black that have to save the world from aliens or anything, just some dancing men in black. One of them has an afro. And not to mention that they live in a very dangerous world, where theme parks are attacked by golems at random, zombie outbursts can happen at any time, and people's white blood cells are hot pink-haired nurses. Seriously, I'm not making any of this up, mon. Oh, and they have a female division too. And it consists of three girls with very, very short shorts. And one of them wears glasses. And the Elite Beat Agents' leader is Commander Kahn, a 60-year-old guy who simply watches what people do all day, then when he sees them in trouble, he gets out of his chair, points up and yells, "AGENTS ARE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", even though there's nobody in the room except for him. He is also the only person in the world who likes Sarcastic Nuts and Nuts. And even though not a single person dislikes the game, it only sold 120,000 copies, dooming all possibility of a sequel. Boo.
Oh, and you know the game rocks when it somehow makes Steriogram, Good Charlotte and freaking Ashlee Simpson awesome. Seriously, it does.
Media Infomation
Cartoon Series, Game and Movie
Made by
INiS/Nintendo
Country of Origin
Japan
Dates
2006
Characters
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
- J
- Morris (yes, there's a secret agent named Morris)
- Derek
- Chieftain
- Spin
- Commander Kahn
- Starr
- Foxx (lol)
- Missy
Usage
First Used in a Poop by
Often Used by
Further information
Considered hard to poop since it's a rhythm game, but some parts are just really awkward and begging to be pooped.
