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SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

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Look how gay he is.

SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He is also very gay for his friend Patrick.

The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.

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Legal Issues

SpongeBob is being sued by Squidward for sexual harrasment from when he found SpongeBob and Patrick in his bed on Opposite Day eve morning.

Life as a Hero

  • He's gone on a quest to become The Overture.

Quotes

  • "It's big, scary, and pink!"
  • "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
  • "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
  • "Stare at Patrick!"
  • "There's no shower at work!"
  • "In my pocket"
  • "See you're on top this time"
  • "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
  • "I'm a dirty boy"
  • "It poped"
  • "The sky had a baby from my..."
  • "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
  • "We've been speckledorfed!"
  • "We've been ganondorfed!"