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SpongeBob SquarePants (character)
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This article is filed under Characters.
SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He is also very gay for his friend Patrick.
The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.
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Legal Issues
SpongeBob is being sued by Squidward for sexual harrasment from when he found SpongeBob and Patrick in his bed on Opposite Day eve morning.
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "In my pocket"
- "See you're on top this time"
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
- "I'm a dirty boy"
- "It poped"
- "The sky had a baby from my..."
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been ganondorfed!"
