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Duke Onkled

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Duke Onkled is the ruler of Gamelon.

In his allegiance to Ganon, Duke Onkled gave the King of Hyrule over to Ganon in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once Zelda rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order he is still completing. After completing his punishment, Duke Onkled got Aids. The King then journeyed off to Gamelon to kill him. The King is now serving a life sentence for fulfilling a hate crime and 1st degree murder. He's appealing the life sentence soon.

Rebirth

After the king easily destroyed him, Morshu, for the reason of selling his reanimated corpse for a profit, used unspeakable magic to revive Duke Onkled as a horrible undead Lich, brimming with magical potency. He eventually sold the monstrosity to Zelda, who needed an ally to kill her father (he would live forever otherwise) and tke the throne of Hyrule. None of this has happened yet.

Cultural Heritage: UK


"Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of ME! Zelda, Duke Onkled has AIDS. I'm going to Gamelon to kill him."