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Sonic the Hedgehog

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Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally horrible gaming corporation. He hasn't been in a single decent video game since 1896. SuperYoshi has stated on various occasions that he's his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot fucking cooler then that pussy Shadow.

Biography


Sonic the Hedgehog was born and raised in West Philadelphia until when a couple of badniks, they were up to no good, and started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with you're auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry.


Filmograpy


Sonic The Porcupine

Sonic Peripheral No One Actually Fucking Bought

Sonic Jew

Sonic Pee

Sonic and Anal Fisting

Sonic Strawberry Jam

Sonic Sexual Adventure

Sonic Sexual Adventure Jew

Sonic Elemental Heroes

Sonic and the Homosexual Rings

Every single SuperYoshi and RetroJape video

No one can give anal faster then the world's fastest hedgehog.