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Alfred R. Khan

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Alfred R. Khan, better known as Al Khan (or by Captain Kirk, known as KHAN!!!), is the president of the much-hated but actually misunderstood television company 4Kids Entertainment. He works with his 3 henchmen, Roger Slifer, Frank Frankson, and Amy Birnbaum, dubbing anime shows badly goodly. He is also hated and misunderstood by the masses. 'Otaku' Japanophiles hate him for his so-called ditsruction of countless anime shows (though in all honesty, 4Kids makes anime poop worthy), but those people are really anti-Americans who want the terrorists to win the war going on. The rest of society hates him because they think he believes children cannot read and possess no interest in reading. NintendoMax, however, knows he is simply misunderstood.