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Nimrodpowerz

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In brief

Nimrodpowerz is a man that ran a very organized arms dealership. He was very unknown however, and wanted some more credit for the hard work he does for the world. Unfortunately, a god named Hiracoth knocked him out one night and started experementing on his body. He woke up one day and his body was fully robotic. This pissing him off to great lengths. He killed everyone inside that entire factory. He decided to go back to his simple life of a nerd on the computer all day. Nimrodpowerz came across a tutorial on making youtube poop and thought,"hey this looks pritty dope!" and started making poops for the world to watch and get pissed off at. He was also taught the kinky ways of Egyption foreplay, by Fat Bastard. Women have not gotten off his dick ever since.He also got the ball and shackle for overusage of the word nigger. Conrad Slater then released him cause he's british he can do that. The end GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND SH**!

History

First poop seen

Fuck, he dosen't know. Quit asking him this shit.

First poop made

It's kinda gone now due to massive AIDS.

Style

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Profanity
  • Destruction
  • Violence

etc

Dislikes

Vegetartians (The pussy kind that think killin' the animals is wrong)

Reception

Criticism

Is something Nimrodpowerz enjoys.

Achievements

Fucked Gwen 200 times, and still going.

The only one to duplicate Period candy and sell it to the masses.

Managed to find his female self.

Fucked Hinata's eyes.

Raped Athena with the help of Arufonzu. The tape can be found somewhere on the internet.

Associates

In Real Life

He is a gun-toatin' badass.

Online

Every Min. of the day.

Influences

Chicken and Kenny Rogers.

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

Is something Nimrodpowerz wants to fuck.

Links

Other Links