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Law For Kids
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- Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licencences revoked.
- They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules.
- These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men.
The cultist don't allow:
- Sit on a bench on a cresent moon.
- Standing in a parking zone.
- Displaying emotions.
- Spilling rootbeer in a sink.
- Wearing grey shirts.
- Stealing an CD, rather then pirating it.
- Driving an car whist drinking any substance.
- Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
- People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.)
- Using excessive punctuation.
- Getting a black eye.
- Not mashing your pencil on paper.
- Driving trough a green stoplight.
Trivia
- Robotnik have been harrased by Law for kids many times.
- It's rumoured this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed.
- They own nearly every driver's licence in Arizona.
- Their only weakness are eggs, which is very destructive to them.
- Their faces change ocasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit.
- They often need to go to the bathroom.
