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Law For Kids
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Law for Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts exploding officers, standing in a no parking zone and getting hurt. Offenders such as these usually end up having their driver's licencences revoked. They have magical teleportation abillities, warping cultists and cars (cleverly disguised as cops) to deal with anyone who ignores their rules. These cultists can easily be indentified with badly drawn guys in blue suits or nearly blad men.
The cultist don't allow:
Sit on a bench on a cresent moon. Standing in a parking zone. Displaying emotions. Spilling rootbeer in a sink. Wearing grey shirts. Stealing an CD, rather then pirating it. Driving an car whist drinking any substance. Posessing plastic bags filled with broccoli. People who don't drive.(They claim even they get in trouble.) Using excessive punctuation. Getting a black eye. Not mashing your pencil on paper. Driving trough a green stoplight.
Trivia
Dr.Robotnik have been harrased by Law for kids many times. It's rumoured this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed. They own nearly every driver's licence in Arizona. Their only weakness are eggs, which is very destructive to them. Their faces change ocasionally, presumably to avoid lawsuit. They often need to go to the bathroom.
