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Goronu
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.Although hideous, after a year of being frozen, car salesman Simon McClure guarantees you will beg to join him. AHUH HYUUUH! He is also in the middle of a heated controversial lawsuit. The lawsuit consists of Goronu raping Zelda in coridai, then killing her for being a dirty cunt. He pleads non-guilty, saying that he was posessed by Ganon, and that she is still alive. Ganon was unavailable for quotation, and Judge Judy sets the trial date for November 26th. She first has to deal with Michael Vick. Goronu is currently in the Coney Island Disco Palace.
Weapons
- A Magic Wand
- Spellcasting Abilities
- Being Hideous
- A 12-Inch Dildo
Quote
- "Wake Up Sleepy Bones!"
- "You can't kill me! NO! NO! NOOOOOO....
