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Mario

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Mah Boi! This game is what all true Marios strive for!
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Mario in the Super Mario world cartoon Show
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Mario in the CD-I game "Hotel Mario"

Mario is a notorious character in many games. He is usually seen with his brother, Luigi, who has been known to have multiple personalities, and Princess Peach, who seems to have hatred for one of Luigi's personalities, Mama Luigi. Mario like to claim things are good at times, and has claimed to be the master of UCTIONS, a known power supply to the universe.

Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "he didn't make it", and an argument over a record.

Mario has an obsession with saying NO very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the Coney Island Disco Palace (which was torn down in 1999), and humping vines. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.

Facts

I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND!