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Demoman

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The demoman is a black Scottish cyclops with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the Soldier as well.

How The Demoman Came To Be

The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on crack one day, so he hired a Scottish Samuel L. Jackson to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born.

Quotes

  • KABEEEEWM
  • OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!
  • What makes me a good demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, WOULDN'T I?
  • So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO COHKSURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH!
  • I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!

Trivia

  • Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike M. Bison.

See Also