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Unknownartiste1
Name: unknownartiste1
Real Name: Sam
Sex: Female
Country: USA
'Sup, Foo?
unknownartiste1 (all lower case unlike the title because I was once cool liek dat) is one of the few female YouTube Poopers. Gurl powah? :) She is also one of the most friendliest Poopers.
How Did I End Up Here?
The beginning
Unknown joined YouTube on July 1st, 2010, just to upload an animated music video made with MSPaint. It was only on for about half an hour and was taken down after, due to copyright issues with the audio. Her next shitload of videos were just of music instrumentals and of her brother rapping. As of March, 2011, all her music-related videos are no longer on YouTube and were deleted from her hard drive, never to be seen again.
The dark ages and the many editing softwares I tried...
She entered the magical land of Poop after watching a series of 'Spongebob Edited' videos, and eventually finding Youtube Poop: Pride Patties. This got her interested in YouTube Poops, but a Volvic Revive poop inspired her to make one herself. Her first poop, Cum For Breakfast, was shit, and she knew it. The video was uploaded, taken down intentionally, then put back up without the enabling of ratings or comments. She was thinking about not making anymore, but sucked up the tears and started finding a better editor online. She only found two editors she tried out before finally purchasing Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14 on Christmas, 2010, and they've been together ever since. As far as images go, she used MS Paint up until March 14th, 2011, when she finally switched to GIMP.
Link and the Hyrule Gang
Link and the Hyrule Gang premiered on YouTube as Incredibly Long-Titled YouTube Poop on March 6th, 2011. It, like about any other CD-i plot poop (or whatever you wanna call 'em,) revolves around the semi-ordinary, normal-ish life of the Zelda CD-i characters. Special guests are kind of usual in this series, but on few episodes, guests from other sources pop up, such as Mario Head (episodes 6, 7, and 8) and Squidward (episodes 3 and 5.) It has recently started becoming more popular, and was even mentioned in TVTropes' YTP "Crowning Moments of Funny" thingy.No biggie. Anyways... The show is still in production (of course.) That is all.
Other projects
She has recently started fuckin' around with 'The Michael Rosen Source.' Her very first MR poop, Michael Rosen Escapes From School State Penitentiary To Tell Us A Cool Story, was also the first of her videos to reach over 1,000 views. Welp, enough about that... She has plans to make a full SpongeBob (or I guess, SpingeBill) poop later this year (2011.)
My First-watched Poo. Still Okay...
My First Poo. Aww.
Cum For Breakfast This is the reupload. The poop's original release was on November 27th, 2010.
Check My Style, Yo.
Sentence Mixing with a delicate aroma of various audio/visual effects, image masking, character interaction, and a hint of cocoa.
Favorite Rape Victims
I'll occasionally make a poop of a different source, but these are the sources I'm usually making poops of.
- Zelda CD-i (if I'm making a LatHG episode.)
- Michael Rosen (expect more and more of this...)
What I plan to make poops of:
- SpongeBob (or shall I say 'SpingeBill?')
- That's it... for now.
Preferred Stuff
- Stuff
- More stuff
- Even more stuff
Preferred Methods (heh.. meth.)
NO LONGER DOING:
- Item List (see Cum For Breakfast)
- Mysterious Zoom
- Spadinner (I don't use memes anymore... except the image of Weegee, but I still use overused sources most of the time, so the thing about using Spadinner is more half-and-half.)
NOW DO:
- Sentence Mixing (very awesome, according to many viewers of Link and the Hyrule Gang.)
- Word Trim
- Story-based Poop
- Reverses
- Sus (only with Zelda CD-i shipt. Pinnacle Studio can't reverse audio, so she had to download reversed versions of WoG and FoE.)
- Stare Down
- (decent)PAINT JOB
- Pan/Crop
- Sentence-mixed YTPMV (on occasions)
- Ear Rape and wild effects (again, on occasions)
- Pitch Shift (occasions)
Weapon Of Choice
Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14, GIMP 2.0 (image work)
I Like This... DON'T YOOOOU?
- Long walks on the beach
- Weegee
- Chocolate milk and brussels sprouts... but NOT at the same time, lol.
- Various non-alcoholic beverages, such as Cokes, chocolate milk, Weegee juice (fruit punch in a Weegee head-shaped glass with an umbrella in it,) and of course water.
Piss-offs
- "Nice of MAH BOI to in-- SHIIT OVER 9000 MEATBAWLZ FOR DINNER, Gay WEEEGEEE!?"
- n00bz and drama-starters spamming comment boxes
- People who can't read the video descriptions
- Poop watchers who can't explore and find more underrated but awesome poopers
- Her own username
Reception
Pfft.
Critics Make Me Better... Sometimes.
All she has is good comments so far (since not that many people actually watch her stuff,) but she'd like to think they're sick of her using CD-i all the time. Oh, yah... there was a comment about trying to find more cleaner rips of the CD-i characters (which I did. It was hard, but I did it.)
Bad Influences (lol jk)
Mighteyes, bmalone05 (Link and the Hyrule Gang is slightly influenced by The Link and King Show,) MeStarStudios, WalrusGuy, DarthDumkopf, SuperYoshi
Other Information
She is very fond of Weegee.
Did'ja Know..
- Unknown is also a visual artist. Her expertise is abstract, pop art, various forms of designing, such as cd/album covers and t-shirt designs, and cartooning. Her inspirations are the environment, various poops with the colors and the flashes, and the hip styles of the 60s-90s, for some reason. She's also a nostalgia fag.
- Unknown enjoys a good Weegee.
- Unknown's favorite cereal is Rice Krispies. Yah.
- Unknown is a proud supporter of the Weegee Revolution, a soldier in the Army of Weegee (and of the Lord, because I must point out that she's also Christian despite her habits of naughtiness expressed in YouTube Poop and other forms...) and has plans to destroy many forms of both Mario and Luigi (except Weegee and Retards Mario and Luigi,) Moar Krabz, various cheeses who claim they are the best character on the show, and all forms of toaster, in 2012. <--- FINALLY, a period.
- Unknown is actually Weegee clone #409,289.
- Unknown has high-functioning Autism. Her main problems IRL are having social anxiety issues and severe loneliness. Pretty much, she has more trouble being around people. Because you see she does awesome in art, she could very well be an autistic savant. Now, you know.
Links. ACTUAL LINKS.
Other Links. ACTUAL OTHER LINKS.
Alt account (Nothing on now, but just in case...
Any Last Words?
I'm hip.
