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Unknownartiste1
Name: unknownartiste1
Real Name: Sam
Sex: Female
Country: USA
'Sup, Foo?
unknownartiste1 (all lower case unlike the title because I was once cool liek dat) is one of the few female YouTube Poopers. Gurl powah? :) She is also one of the most friendliest Poopers.
How Did I End Up Here?
Unknown joined YouTube on July 1st, 2010, just to upload an animated music video made with MSPaint. It was only on for about half an hour and was taken down after, due to copyright issues with the audio. Her next shitload of videos were just of music instrumentals and of her brother rapping. As of March, 2011, all her music-related videos are no longer on YouTube and were deleted from her hard drive, never to be seen again. She entered the magical land of Poop after watching a series of 'Spongebob Edited' videos, and eventually finding Youtube Poop: Pride Patties. This got her interested in YouTube Poops, but a Volvic Revive poop inspired her to make one herself. Her first poop, Cum For Breakfast, was shit, and she knew it. The video was uploaded, taken down intentionally, then put back up without the enabling of ratings or comments. She was thinking about not making anymore, but sucked up the tears and started finding a better editor online. She only found two editors she tried out before finally purchasing Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14 on Christmas, 2010, and they've been together ever since. Currently, she is working on a series called Link and the Hyrule Gang, which revolves around the CD-i characters livin' life and junk. She has recently started fuckin' around with 'The Michael Rosen Source.' Her very first MR poop, Michael Rosen Escapes From School State Penitentiary To Tell Us A Cool Story, was also the first of her videos to reach over 1,000 views. Welp, enough about that... Here's a Weegee picture. >>>
My First-watched Poo. Still Okay...
My First Poo. Aww.
Check My Style, Yo.
Sentence Mixing with a delicate aroma of various audio/visual effects, image masking, character interaction, and a hint of cocoa.
Favorite Rape Victims
- Zelda CD-i (I use this almost all the time, but I like to use other sources... once or twice. The others are the sources I enjoyed messing with. Hmm... I stopped third person'ing.)
- Inspector Gadget 'Move The Glow' DVD menu
- Michael Rosen
Preferred Stuff
- Stuff
- More stuff
- Even more stuff
Preferred Methods (heh.. meth.)
NO LONGER DOING:
- Item List (see Cum For Breakfast)
- Mysterious Zoom
- Spadinner (I don't use memes anymore... except the image of Weegee, but I still use overused sources most of the time, so the thing about using Spadinner is more half-and-half.)
NOW DO:
- Sentence Mixing
- Word Trim
- Story-based Poop
- Reverses
- Sus
- Stare Down
- (decent)PAINT JOB
- Pan/Crop
- Sentence-mixed YTPMV (on occasions)
- Ear Rape and wild effects (again, on occasions)
- Pitch Shift (occasions)
Weapon Of Choice
Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14, GIMP 2.0 (image work)
I Like This... DON'T YOOOOU?
- Long walks on the beach
- Weegee
- Chocolate milk and brussels sprouts... but NOT at the same time, lol.
- Various non-alcoholic beverages, such as Cokes, chocolate milk, Weegee juice (fruit punch in a Weegee head-shaped glass with an umbrella in it,) and of course water.
Piss-offs
- "Nice of MAH BOI to in-- SHIIT OVER 9000 MEATBAWLZ FOR DINNER, Gay WEEEGEEE!?"
- n00bz and drama-starters spamming comment boxes
- People who can't read the video descriptions
- Poop watchers who can't explore and find more underrated but awesome poopers
- Her own username
Reception
Pfft.
Critics Make Me Better... Sometimes.
All she has is good comments so far (since not that many people actually watch her stuff,) but she'd like to think they're sick of her using CD-i all the time.
Bad Influences (lol jk)
Mighteyes, bmalone05 (Link and the Hyrule Gang is slightly influenced by The Link and King Show,) MeStarStudios, WalrusGuy, DarthDumkopf, SuperYoshi
Other Information
She is very fond of Weegee.
Did'ja Know..
- Unknown is also a visual artist. Her expertise is abstract, pop art, various forms of designing, such as cd/album covers and t-shirt designs, and cartooning. Her inspirations are the environment, various poops with the colors and the flashes, and the hip styles of the 60s-90s, for some reason. She's also a nostalgia fag.
- Unknown enjoys a good Weegee.
- Unknown's favorite cereal is Rice Krispies. Yah.
- Unknown is a proud supporter of the Weegee Revolution, a soldier in the Army of Weegee (and of the Lord, because I must point out that she's also Christian despite her habits of naughtiness expressed in YouTube Poop and other forms...) and has plans to destroy many forms of both Mario and Luigi (except Weegee and Retards Mario and Luigi,) Moar Krabz, various cheeses who claim they are the best character on the show, and all forms of toaster, in 2012. <--- FINALLY, a period.
- Unknown is actually Weegee clone #409,289.
Links. ACTUAL LINKS.
Other Links. ACTUAL OTHER LINKS.
Alt account (Nothing on now, but just in case...
Any Last Words?
I'm hip.
