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Unknownartiste1

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

'Sup, Foo?

unknownartiste1 (all lower case unlike the title because I was once cool liek dat) is a little girl from Nashville who just happens to be one of the few female YouTube Poopers. Gurl powah? :) She is also one of the most friendliest Poopers.

How Did I End Up Here?

Unknown joined YouTube on July 1st, 2010, just to upload an animated music video made with MSPaint. It was only on for about half an hour and was taken down after, due to copyright issues with the audio. Her next shitload of videos were just of music instrumentals and of her brother rapping. As of March, 2011, all her music-related videos are no longer on YouTube and were deleted from her hard drive, never to be seen again. She entered the magical land of Poop after watching a series of 'Spongebob Edited' videos, and eventually finding Youtube Poop: Pride Patties. This got her interested in YouTube Poops, but a Volvic Revive poop inspired her to make one herself. Her first poop, Cum For Breakfast, was shit, and she knew it. The video was uploaded, taken down intentionally, then put back up without the enabling of ratings or comments. She was thinking about not making anymore, but sucked up the tears and started finding a better editor online. She only found two editors she tried out before finally purchasing Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14 on Christmas, 2010, and they've been together ever since. Currently, she is working on a series called Link and the Hyrule Gang, which revolves around the CD-i characters livin' life and junk.

Too big for this page.. 'Cuz you don't wanna see me as a Weegee, do you?

My First-watched Poo. Still Okay...

Youtube Poop: Pride Patties [1]

My First Poo. Aww.

Cum For Breakfast [2]

Check My Style, Yo.

Sentence Mixing with a delicate aroma of various audio/visual effects, image masking, character interaction, and a hint of cocoa.

Favorite Rape Victims

  • Zelda CD-i (I use this almost all the time, but I like to use other sources... once or twice. The others are the sources I enjoyed messing with. Hmm... I stopped third person'ing.)
  • Inspector Gadget 'Move The Glow' DVD menu
  • Viacom shipt, like Hey Arnold or KitchenutensilRobert.

Preferred Stuff

  • Stuff
  • More stuff
  • Even more stuff

Preferred Methods (heh.. meth.)

DID BEFORE, MIGHT DO AGAIN/NO LONGER DOING:

  • Item List
  • Mysterious Zoom
  • Pitch Shift
  • Ear Rape
  • Spadinner (I don't use memes anymore... except the image of Weegee, but I still use overused sources most of the time, so the thing about using Spadinner is more half-and-half.)
  • Sentence-mixed YTPMV
  • The YouTube Poop MoVement (lol jk YouTube Poop Music Video)

NOW DO:

  • Sentence Mixing
  • Word Trim
  • Story-based Poop
  • Reverses
  • Sus
  • Stare Down
  • (decent)PAINT JOB
  • Pan/Crop

Weapon Of Choice

Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14, GIMP 2.0 (image work)

I Like This... DON'T YOOOOU?

  • Long walks on the beach
  • Weegee
  • Chocolate milk and brussels sprouts... but NOT at the same time, lol.

Piss-offs

  • "Nice of MAH BOI to in-- SHIIT OVER 9000 MEATBAWLZ FOR DINNER, Gay WEEEGEEE!?"
  • n00bz and drama-starters spamming comment boxes
  • Poop watchers who can't explore and find more underrated but awesome poopers
  • Her own username

Reception

Pfft.

Critics Make Me Better... Sometimes.

All she has is good comments so far (since not that many people actually watch her stuff,) but she'd like to think they're sick of her using CD-i all the time.

I make this face all the time.

Bad Influences (lol jk)

Mighteyes, bmalone05 (Link and the Hyrule Gang is slightly influenced by The Link and King Show,) MeStarStudios, WalrusGuy, DarthDumkopf, SuperYoshi

Other Information

She is very fond of Weegee.

Did'ja Know..

  • Unknown is also a visual artist. Her expertise is abstract, pop art, various forms of designing, such as cd/album covers and t-shirt designs, and cartooning. Her inspirations are the environment, various poops with the colors and the flashes, and the hip styles of the 60s-90s, for some reason. She's also a nostalgia fag.
  • Unknown enjoys a good Weegee.
  • Although she is quite active and a good friend on the interwebz, Unknown has anxiety and depression issues, is mentally disabled (she doesn't like to say anything about it; she handles it fairly well (unless she gets too angry lolol,) and that's all that matters) and is suicidal. I'm dead fucking serious. There are only three things that help her feel good: Weegee (not as much though,) her mom and younger brother's company (the other brother, the 'rapper,' don't get along with her much,) and Pooping.
  • Unknown is the caregiver of her dying mother and second mother to her brothers. To her, time and sacrifice helps balance her Pooping and helping out around the house. She has no social life (anyway,) she barely gets out of the house, and she's currently taking a break from school (She attended Tennessee State University online 'cuz she can't leave her family behind and she hates getting up in the morning. She is considering changing her major from computer science, but has no idea what she could be good at) to help out. Oh, and have time for poops. Recently, because of this, and because of her growing improvement on her Pooping, she hasn't been putting out poops as fast as she used to. Sorry for that. Moving on...

Links. ACTUAL LINKS.

  • Her YouTube Account[3]
  • Her Dailymotion account (she is barely on, but this is where she posts videos with copyright crap and out-of-sync poops)[4]

Other Links. ACTUAL OTHER LINKS.

  • Her deviantART account[5]

Any Last Words?

I'm hip.