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KevMcallister
In brief
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE. KEVMCALLISTER IS A NIGERIAN PRINCE WHO HAS JUST INHERITED A FORTUNE RESTING SOMEWHERE IN THE BILLIONS. HOWEVER, DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS, BEFORE KEV HAS ACCESS TO HIS INHERITANCE HE NEEDS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER. IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE KEVMCALLISTER IS WILLING TO WIRE $1,23,293404772,2484f234348356256 DOLLARS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ONCE THE DUST HAS SETTLED AND PROBLEMS ARE NO LONGER LOOMING. NIGERIAN PRINCE KEVMCALLISTER NEEDS YOUR HELP, WILL YOU STEP UP TO THE CHALLENGE?
History
Named after the main character of those shitty Home Alone movies, youtube's very own kevmcallister is a poophead for sure. His poops range from kind-of-funny to completely bizarre/unfunny. kevmcallister joined the Youtube Poop community in January of 2009. His first like 10 poops were all Family Matters related, were all over 5 minutes in length, and all kind of sucked. Over the past 2 years his sources have varied and so has his pooping abilities. As of January of 2011, he has 42 subscribers and over 18,000 upload views.
First poop seen
First poop made
Who put the starch in his tutu?
Style
Weird. Kev likes to utilize Tourrette's Guy sound clips, Mario Hotel Mario saying "no", sentence mixing, NES music, and really just usually turns every source into a garbled mess.
Preferred Sources
- Family Matters
- Mario Hotel
- King Of The Hill
- Home Alone
Preferred Methods
- Stutter-loop
- Sentence Mixing
- Slow-mo
Preferred Software
Sony Vegas 9.0
Likes
Kev likes YTPMVs, fads, and King Of The fuckin Hill
Dislikes
Kev is widely known for deeply hating every aspect of his own work.
Reception
None.
Criticism
Kevmcallister's early poops were generally all unnecessarily long, poorly made, and without any meaning or substance. Many people who witness kevmcallister's poop typically have complaints about sound effects or crappy editing.
Achievements
Has 5 videos with DCMA content matches. Is a ban in his future?
Associates
StubGrundy cvorrias
In Real Life
StubGrundy cvorrias
Online
...
Influences
- Shroomhead1
- DurhamRockerZ
- KroboProductions
- MilkShakeManCP
- WalrusGuy
- Walfield
- Deepercutt
- CS188
- PoopChanne1
Fans
None.
Other Information
kevmcallister is not very funny.
Trivia
Kevmcallister has a bachelor's degree in biology.
