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Impa
This article is filed under Characters.Impa is the advisor to the King of Hyrule and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also Zelda's Personal Aid.
Cultural Heritage: Native American in most Zelda games, but she really looks white in the CD-i games.
Health Issues
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.
Trivia
- She is not involved with The Hairspray Queen's takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
- She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
- She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both Gamelon and IHOP. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
- She is known to roar when angry.
- According to Tourettes Guy, "SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"
- Really old men, however, thick she's as sexy as fuck. (Gross!)
- She actually was in Ocarina of Time, where she was young.
Quotes
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Impa Don't worry, Zelda. The triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely return!
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Impa I'm certain he's alright!
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Impa Alright dear, I'll get the triforce of wisdom.
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Impa Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower.
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Impa Yes...oh my! Your father has been captured!
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Impa He's been in a terrible fight. I can't tell what happened!
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Impa Oh dear! Wizzrobe has captured Lady Alma!
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Impa Look how your father was captured!
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Impa Hectad is DANGEROUS!
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Impa You smell like shit!
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Impa I wonder what it all means!
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Impa The king's a terrible father!
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Impa Your father's a terrible butt faggot!
