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Pepsi
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Pepsi is a soft drink. It tastes very similar to Coca-Cola, but Pepsi is sweeter. Regardless of how the drinks are nearly the same (or perhaps because of this), Pepsi has amassed a few haters. The company has also made Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, and Mountain Dew.
Invention
Pepsi was invented by Peppy C. Hare following a lab accident causing his bottle of Coca-Cola to mutate. It was illegal to sell Coca-Cola in Corneria, so Peppy marketed it as Pepsi and sold it throughout the land. It soon became an intergalactic sensation, making it all the way to Earth and Cybertron.
People Who Like Pepsi
- Soda Popinski (Obviously.)
- Optimus Prime and his brother, Pepsi Convoy.
- Mike Tyson (Just can't slam a Diet Pepsi!)
- Deepercutt (He especially likes Dr. Pepper)
- Michael Jackson
- Marty McFly (Though he only likes Pepsi Free, and will also drink Tab.)
- Silver the Hedgehog (Drinks Mountain Dew when he's depressed.)
- Homestar (When he's not drinking Melonade, he'll most likely be drinking Mountain Dew.)
People Who Hate Pepsi
- Yoshit
- Spot, the 7-up mascot
