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Ganon

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Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture.
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Ganon saying, "Your Face!"

Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the Zelda games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the CD-i games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and Gamelon with his evil minions but failed due to Link (and later, Zelda) trapping him in the "pit" (which is a book). Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make his face the greatest in all of KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head.

Skills/Personality

Ganon is an extremly weak (the weakest last boss in the history of weak) last boss, as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is DIE, and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, Bolt3) and he also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a retarded face. It is to be noted that his face is the greatest in KoriDIE.

Legal Issues

Apparently, Ganon and Zelda had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in Ganon Jr. Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy.

Noise Violations

Ganon is a die hard fan of Dethklok, a black metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. Gwonam who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this.