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Jizz In My Pants
Description
Jizz in My Pants is a humourous song by The Lonely Island that appeared on Saturday Night Live. It chronicles two perverted men who jizz in their pants at inappropriate times. Lovely.
Media Infomation
- Music video
- Performed by The Lonely Island
Characters
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
- Jorma
- Andy
- Akiva
Usage
Like Meet the Spy, when it was a new poop source, dozens of poops were made using it. However, they faded away shortly.
First Used in a Poop by
wingebag, EJACULATE ON MY TROUSERS
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Often Used by
Sometimes Used by
Disliked by
Further information
Main Source for Poopers
Lyrics
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize, that's just absurd,
mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change
(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
my heart stood still, so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
but the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me, that's when she said it
looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me,
but we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
and now I'm posed in an awkward stance
because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall, it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash,
Need to get away, need to make a dash,
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(ANDY)The next day, my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(JORMA)Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(JORMA)I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I went to (is interrupted)
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
O.K., seriously you guys can we...ok...
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY
Cuz I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes I JIZZ..IN..MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
Ah, Ah, AHHHHHHHHHHH.
