Vince Offer

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Vince Offer is an actor, director, and comedian turned television salesman dressed (almost) like a Scout. Is well known for his advertisements for ShamWow! and the Slap Chop.

About

Contary to popular belief, Vince wasn't always an advertising kind of guy. The first thing that he did in 1999 (Yeh, that's right, 1999.) was make a movie called "The Underground Comedy Movie." He wrote, directed, and acted in it with Slash, the (former) guitarist for Guns N' Roses and Velvet Revolver. Unfortunetly, his movie wasn't received well, and he hid from the public eye for about seven years.

He is now a pitchman, and he has pointed out the numerous qualities of the legendary ShamWow! (Which is made in Germany, which always makes good stuff.). He also has a fascination with his nuts.

He is no longer a threat to Billy Mays as he has been arrested for beating up a prostitute (Though if she got herself an STD, then I say that the bitch deserved it.).

The mofo also participated in a song remix of his Slap Chop commercial with (DJ) Steve Porter making the music to help him not only get a comeback, but also get his revenge on Billy Mays for the hooker incident. So far, it seems that it's working.

As of June 28, 2009, Vince Offer will have to learn how to become the next great Billy Mays-type of person, because the original Billy Mays died at his own home. May the force power of Billy Mays be with you, Vince.

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He actually believes that this was a good thing made by Germany.

Quotes

• "You're gonna love my nuts."
• "You'll be saying "wow" every time."
• "You followin' me cameraguy?"
• "Wow... Wet."
• "You know the Germans make good stuff."
• "Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow!"
• "Hi, it's Vince with the Slap Chop."
• "Forget about it."
• "You're gonna love this."

Official Websites For His Stuff. (Also, Sources!)

The Official Place To Get Your ShamWow!

The Official Place To Get Your Slap Chop!