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Willy Wonka
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Willy Wonka is a pedophile that owns a candy factory.
Likes
- Sex With Children.
- Candy
- Child Pornography
- Taking people on psychotic boat rides
- Wonking his willy
Dislikes
- Lex Luthor (says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
- Gum
- Sonic (says that pedophilia is no-good)
- Xavier
- Xavier: Renegade Angel
- Woody (He is complete to mission of killing Buzz Lightyear, and he doesn't want to see that happen.)
- Oompa Loompa Unions
- Heaven
- Jesus Christ
Disliked By
- Lex Luthor
- The King
- Phoenix Wright
- Hershey's
- Reese's