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Halo

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Halo is one of the most successful video games in history. Halo was originally released for the Xbox. DISREGARD THIS I SUCK COCKS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


Characters

Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.

The Covenant - Enemy of Earth.

The Flood - Another enemy of Earth.

Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo.

The Arbiter - Like the Master Chief, but in a religious alien sense.

Death of Master Chief

Master Chief is one of the few people that defeated Mama Luigi`s army By making Mama Luigi`s army play Halo for the rest of their lives. Was killed shortly after by a rampaging army of Nintentards (Nintendo Fanboys) and Playstationtards (Sony Fayboys). However, the XBots (XBox Fanboys) didn't mind it because they had a secret weapon in Marcus Fenix (of The Gears of War series).