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Phoenix Wright
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This article is filed under Characters.
Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes magic drugs before every turnabout. He is known for being secretly gay for Miles Edgeworth. He is a supporter of Robotnik's presidency of Youtube Poop, and will reportedly vote for Robotnik again in 2010. He has recently been found to be equal to Lex Luthor.
Cultural Heritage: Japanese
Likes
- Yelling "OBJECTION!"
- Miles Edgeworth (secretly)
- The Law
- PINGAS
- Magic Drugs
- NOT GUILTY verdicts
- Gay Luigi
- The Purple Pervert
- He-man (his source of Magic Drugs)
- Doraemon
- Robotnik
Dislikes
- Von Karma
- GUILTY verdicts
- Viacom (hell, who doesn't)
- The Judge
- Illegal
- Sonic
- Willy Wonka
- Scott
- Genjuro Kibagami
- Dracula (stop sucking mah blood, godammit)
- Heavy Weapons Guy (he's hard to work with as a client)
