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TheftOfChocolate

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In Brief

A relatively new pooper who has been around for about a year. He has only made around 44 videos so far, but has started to develop as a pooper pretty well.

He has only done two tennis matches as he's not too good at that.

He has stated (though it has not been proved) that he made the first "3rd Rock From the Sun" poop. However, he knows that he is not the first to feature clips from "3rd Rock", but believes himself to be the first to make a poop made entirely, or mostly, of "3rd Rock" material.

History

In September of 2007, the guy who would be TheftOfChocolate sat down at a sibling's house and tried out all this "YouTube" business, and found it lacking. Fortunately, the young fool did not quit his search for anything good on YouTube, and eventually came across a strange video called "Luigi's Silly Words". This video had been what he was looking for, though he didn't know it until the moment it finished. After nearly destroying his own brain with lulz, he decided he wanted more of this strange drug. He soon found out the title of such things: YouTube Poop.

After 3 months or so, the young idiot decided that he wanted to be a part of it, and created a YouTube account called TheftOfChocolate. The boy, however, was lazy, and didn't make any videos for 6 months. Eventually, he got off his ass and used the only tool he had at the time: Windows Movie Maker. Little did he know it, but he was DOIN' IT WRONG. But, after three days hard labor, his newbie hands gave birth to an abomination! The boy didn't know that what he made was a bastard child of little skill and WMM, so he posted it as his first video, and first YouTube Poop.

Nobody noticed.

But the boy didn't care, and so continued to dabble in this craft, obtaining new tools such as MAGIX. He started to take notice of techniques from his most favored poopers, such as MTB710 and, well, Deepercutt (he WAS a newb, after all). He searched the internets far and wide for more viable tools that he could use. In this search, he came across his artistic savior: Sony Vegas. Soon the boy's skill flourished, and he released his break-out poop: PETER IS PREGNARNT.

That week, he gained more subscribers than he ever thought he could! Around 5 or 6.

But after such, the child's skill only grew and has now come almost full circle.

In an attempt to avoid predictability and what he did not know was AIDS, he refrained from using CD-i clips for the most part until just recently. He supports the fight against AIDS, and is a lucky survivor of the third generation outbreak.