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Lemmy Koopa

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One of King Koopa's many evil sons.

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Hip (right) and Hop (left) wearing evil grins

(becuase they just raped a high school girl.)

Personality

Hip, when put aside from his brother Hop have few differences. Hip, unlike Hop, does not wear glasses, but Hip is the only of the two brothers who can say, "This is a Volcano!" Hip often refers to his father, King Koopa, as King Dad, much like his brother does. Hip much like his brother has a deep inner yearning for getting a proper education to the dismay of "King Dad". They both like to play in the I-5 freeway butt naked, and show everybody their microscopic penises.

Skills

Hip, naturally, has an evil genius mindset and can put together plans from nearly any resources possible. He is also known to blow huge chicle tree gum bubbles as his brother can as well. Hip also has quite a bit of knowledge on volcanoes.

Health Issues

Hip is quite known for having multiple seizures. Even when he tries to tell everyone his science project. The only thing to know when he's about to have a seizure, is when the intro to "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera (R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell) plays.

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