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Heavy Weapons Guy

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Heavy Weapons Guy is a fat, bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.

Cultural Heritage: Russian

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BULLET.

Quotes

  • Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
  • Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
  • It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
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WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

Trivia

  • It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
  • It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
  • Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. He humped Sasha while having BULLET shoved up his ass.
  • Loves having sex with stuff that is not alive.
  • His gun, Sasha, is a man. You just can't see his PENISH!
  • Leon, one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie.
  • Is sometimes called the Heavy.

See Also

Team Fortress 2

First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.

Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.

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Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a circus.