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Cheatsy
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.
Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.
Personality
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You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
- Telling Gophers to stand there
- Gay
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy because he likes him
- He is massaging his own balls.
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours
Trivia
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
- Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
- Wants to destroy some grandma.
- He is terribly afraid of Lum Invader
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- He does not like Jews.
- Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
- He likes anal.
- He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.
Porn Magazines
Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.
Memorable Quotes
- IYAAAAAAAARGH!
- AT LAST! My time has CUM!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of evesdroping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!