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Gwonam

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General Information

Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only Link can defeat Ganon", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "Squadalah!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and Zelda to IHOP.

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Well done, Link!.

Controversy

Gwonam appears to have an obsession with cum, and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

Posessions

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.

  • A Sacred Map
  • A Magic Carpet
  • A Strange Turban Type Hat shower cap.
  • Weird Facial Hair