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Ophios
The Early Years
The Early Years of The Early Years
Born as an onion named "Jerry Tasslemen". Ophios lived a quiet life in the small town of Q'L. Usually spending most of his time hiding in the basement of his house, Ophios was shy individual, who had dreams of going to earth, where he could be equal with most of it's denizens. Unfortunately, in the process, he had to leave behind most of what he loved, that being his extensive collection of navel lint (Of which he collected from other people, seeing as onions do not have navel lint).
The Middle Years of The Early Years
Upon landing on earth, Jerry took on the name "Florian Schneider-Esleben". And took residence in the town of [Fresno CA], where he spent most of his time hiding in the basement of his house. The Eighties came, and Jerry Found himself the headman of a pop band, "The Tasslemen". the fame went to his head, and after 12 hit records, Jerry legally changed his name to Ophios, where upon he tried to assassinate Ronald Reagen, He was scolded.
The Late Years of The Early Years
Ophios retired to his basement.
The net
Warning, from here on out, it gets factual! To be continued...
