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Ophios
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Ophios Mah Boi! This game is ashamed of this stub of an article, you could help by continuing the writing of a stupid yet witty farce of your life. Do you even know what a farce is, you uneducated philistine?
The Early Years
The Early Years of The Early Years
Born as an onion named "Jerry Tasslemen". Ophios lived a quiet life in the small town of Q'L. Usually spending most of his time hiding in the basement of his house, Ophios was shy individual, who had dreams of going to earth, where he could be equal with most of it's denizens. Unfortunately, in the process, he had to leave behind most of what he loved, that being his extensive collection of navel lint (Of which he collected from other people, seeing as onions do not have navel lint).
The Middle Years of The Early Years
To be continued...
