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King of Hyrule

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The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy.
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The King stars in his own game that sold so great you never even heard of it. (available on playstation-p0rnable and Atari 3600)

The King of Hyrule is the noble ruler of the land of Hyrule. He loves talking about his boi, which has been proven to be Link. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, Duke Onkled. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of Ganon, but when the king was rescued by Zelda, he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.

The king has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids.

The king also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the public. He is currently one of the best Wario Ware players, and excels at Mario Party.

MAH BOI