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Sarah

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Sarah on red crystal

Sarah is Ed's little sister. She is also known as a spoiled brat sometimes. She is also known as a "Master" instead of a "little sister" because Ed is her bitch. She likes to destroy things with her big fat mouth. For a long time Ed feared his younger sibling until he became convinced he was the God of War. A small clip of Ed's rebellion against his sister can be seen in the video below.

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Real Parents

Recently, Sarah is in no relation to Ed. She was really adopted. Her real parents are Robotnik and Mama Luigi. Her parents left her because she was like a Metallica rock concert, CRAP!. Ed's parents found her on their moving truck when they were moving to the cul-de-sac.

Trivia

  • Tied with Binky The Clown, Sarah is the 5th loudest thing in the universe.
  • Likes CANDY!!
  • Thinks that everything's broken and wants Eddy to fix it now.
  • Has a BIG WIIIIIDE OPEN SPACE that Jimmy likes to play with.
  • SHE'S A BITCH!
  • She knew that Jonny's a retard ever since she first saw him.
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WHERE'S JIMMY'S CANDY!?!?!