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Nostalgia Critic

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In brief

The Nostalgia Critic is a movie reviewer - no, god - who reviews old media from the 80's/90's. He is kinda like James Rolfe, only more angry. In fact, a few months ago, he challenged the Nerd to review one horrible nostalgic movie. In return, he'd have to review a shitty game. He chose Bebe's Kids, and AVGN chose Ricky 1. Recently, he was shot in the head on accident by one of his friends, only to be resurrected by Optimus Prime, the Jesus Christ of all cartoon characters. The guy who plays the Nostalgia Critic is named Douglas Walker, but he prefers to be called ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. Under this alias, he has made videos called Bum Reviews and Ask ThatGuy, the fomer of which he dresses up as a hobo named Chester A. Bum and the latter where he dresses up all fancy like.

Quotes

  • "A BAT CREDIT CAAAAAAAAAAAARD?!"
  • "Ahem... RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU?!"
  • "DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!"
  • "GEEEEEEEEEEEENIUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Oh for crying out loud, how could a movie make me cry over something that died eons ago?....LIKE THIS!!! (weeps)"
  • "'EEEEEY! WOULDJA LIKE TO PLAY SOME POKE', MON?"
  • "Fighting is... Bad..!"
  • "CAWWIFORNYA."
  • "Nintendo: It makes you gay!"
  • "Now them Duke boys had better plug in their Game Genie or look up some cheat codes, cuz there ain't no way they're getting out of this with all their lives!"
  • "Yes, but will it bring back Becky?! WILL IT BRING BACK BECKY?!"
  • "Look! It's Robyn's father Indiana Jones!"
  • "You think you're about to achieve enlightenment. The pearly gates are opening up, and all the secrets of the universe are about to be revealed... BUT NO!!! ALL YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IS *DUCK TALES, WOOHOO*"

His website

Is epic