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Sniper
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This article is filed under Characters.The Sniper is a hired self-proclaimed assassin that originates from Australia.
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Characteristics
The Sniper seems to be about 29-32 years old and is a bit frustrated with his parents not understanding he's a hired assassin instead of a crazed gunman. He always wears a hat and sunglasses along with a vest. He has black hair with medium sideburns, and drives around in a van.
Weapon of Choice
A sniper, dumbass.
Quotes
- Wanka.
- Boom, headshot...
- Snipa's a good job mate, challenging work, outta doors, I guarentee you'll not go angry.
- 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
- I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!
- One is a job and one is mental sickness!
- Crazed gunmen have standards.
- I think his mate saw me...
- Feelings!
- Be polite.
- Be efficient.
- Professionals have standards.
- Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
See Also
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