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Cortes
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
File:Brock.bmp
Cortes is black?
DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI
History
First poop seen
I don't knows. lolol
GALLLERS IS GAY
Style
So Fresh Recknize
Preferred Sources
- Sesame Street
- The Count and Cookie Monster
- Billy Cosby
- Old Educational Cartoons
- Old commercials
- Godzilla Cartoon
- Weird old toys
- Puppets
- Vincent Price
- Fruity Pebbles
- Anything weird and retro from another era
Preferred Methods
- Glitches
- Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
- Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
- Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
- Brain-rape
- Ear-rape
- Penile rape
Dislikes
Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.
Reception
Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes
Achievements
GARF. I MADE GARF.
Other Information
Trivia
Wuts Garf y/n
