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Conker's Bad Fur Day
Conker's Bad Fur Day was the most harshly taken M-Rated game of all time. If it came out now, Jack Thompson would've done something about it. The only reason he didn't do anything about Conker Live and Reloaded was because it was very censored and unpopular. The original N64 version had a naked caveman PENISH, as well as more blood and gore than any other M-Rated game of its time.
Story
Conker the Squirrel is the main protagonist of Conker's Bad Fur Day. He one day goes to the pub and gets drunk, forgetting his way home, leaving his girlfriend, Berri, home alone. He wakes up the next morning, hungover. He meets a drunk scarecrow named Birdy, who tells him how to get rid of his hangover.
Meanwhile, the Panther King finds his table leg to be broken, causing his milk to spill. Ze Professor informs him that Conker is the perfect size to fit under the table leg gap, and the Panther King sends his guards to find Conker.
Conker goes through Farmhouses, Poo Land, and prehistoric themed worlds to get money, find Berri, and get the fuck home. When going to the prehistoric themed world, Conker finds Berri, but she doesn't recognize him due to the clothing he's wearing. After collecting tons of money, he fights zombies and joins the army. After his terrifying Tediz war, he goes to rob a bank for Don Weaso, who later kills Berri. An alien comes out of the Panther King's chest, Conker kills it, and lives the rest of his life lonely without Berri.
Characters
- Queen Bee
- Conker
- Great Mighty Poo
- Ze Professor
- Panther King
- Heinrich
- Buga
- The Big Breasted Babe
- A Fatass Bitch
- Gregg
