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Fred Flintstone
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This article is filed under Characters.Fred Flintstone is the main character from the 1960s TV series The Flintstones. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for Hanna-Barbera and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by Scooby-Doo and now only stars in cereal commercials.
If you turn him upside down, he looks like a big penis.
Likes
- Bowling
- Shooting Pool
- Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants.
- Harebrained schemes
- Betting on things.
- Barney
- His Pebbles
- The Great Gazoo (Secretly.)
- Wilma
- The Jetsons
- Dino
- Winston Cigarettes
- Beating Barney with a bowling ball
Dislikes
- His mother-in-law.
- When Barney steals his breakfast.
- Traffic jams
- Blooreguard Q. Kazoo
- Painting The Wall
Quotes
- "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
- "Barney, My Pebbles!!"
- "I'm Mr. Smart Guy."
- "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!"
- "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!"
- "BET. BET. BET BET BET BET BET."
- "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should."
- "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫"
- PEBBLES IS BETTER THAN YOU BARNEY
- OKAY WILMA THEN I'M GOING BOWLING WITH BARNEY
- EEEYABBADABBAD-
- You were probably bought here from SiIvaGunner. GRAND DAD.
Trivia
- The picture at the right depicts Fred from the Sega Master System game "The Flintstones" by Tiertex. In the game, you play with Fred doing exciting things such as painting a wall, driving to the bowling alley, and beating Barney with a bowling ball.
- He's the only man to live in the past, the present, and the future, but not all three at the same time.
- He somehow found a way to be frozen near Billy's house. Billy, Mandy, and Grim somehow found a way to unthaw him. Billy, however, made him be called "Jake Steel", which he hates.
- He only smokes Winston's cigarettes.
- Has a speech impediment.
- Stu Pickles is not Fred Flintstone, you stupid bitch!
