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Shit

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What is shit?

Shit is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt in 1974. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, samonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restraunts bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns KFC, A&W, and Long John Silvers.


Lawsuit

Youtubeshit.com, Youtubepoop's grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% shit their burritos came with.